azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

(via mudkipmommy)

rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

(via ghostho)

dissociating-in-wonderland:

Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too

mooseandtrickster:

mooseandtrickster:

memes come and go but bees and the skeleton war are forever

i lied. bees are not forever. go to savebees.org to learn more about how you can help

(via c-a-m-m-i-e)

Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME